The Great Debate: Ass vs. Boobs

This is officially the first of many “great debates” , where I present two sides of a topic and provide my opinion, and I couldn’t think of a better topic to discuss first.  Tits vs. ass, boobies or booties, rib cushions vs. The Spank Bank (despite popular belief that is not another term for the “highlight reel”).  Every guy likes both, but every guy also has a preference.  You can ask a man whether he likes ass or boobs more and I doubt he’ll have to even think about his answer.  In a perfect world, every girl would be blessed with both, but this is far from a perfect world.  So that leaves us, as men, to have to decide which one we prefer. 

Boobs are great.  They come in all different shapes and sizes which makes each pair unique, similar to a fingerprint (I’m convinced that no two pairs of boobs are perfectly identical…this rule may or may not apply to identical twins…if a pair of identical twins are reading this please feel free to enlighten us).  There’s small boobs, big boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs, I think you get the idea.  Unfortunately, the only way to do anything about boobs you don’t like is a fairly expensive procedure, although I fully support women who make the investment.  If I ever become rich and married and my wife asks for boobs, who am I to say no?

My problem with boobs though is that they can be deceiving.  Girls without boobs tend to do many different things to enhance what isn’t there, and its false advertisement (kind of like wearing 12 pounds of makeup )They spend extra money on special bras and they go from paper flat to Pamela Anderson(okay maybe not pam Anderson).   Once you get down to business though, that’s going to reveal itself.  To be fair, you don’t see guys walking around with cucumbers in their pants do you?

A nice ass is a beautiful thing, and like the picture above suggests, it is god’s way of making up for a lack of boobs.  Nice asses are everywhere too, especially in rap videos.  Even women who aren’t blessed with some junk in the trunk, can work on it by performing various exercises (hint: if you were not blessed, start doing some squats). 

The best part about an ass is that you can look at it and she’d never know (unless of course you’ve been staring for a while because she’s bound to turn around at some point).  An ass will never deceive you either.  I may or not be wrong about this, but you can’t really fake a nice ass, although black stretchy pants always help.

Also keep in mind, people use the term “getting ass” but I’ve never heard someone say they were getting tit.

Overall I’m going to have to go with BUTT as my preference.  With all the deception that comes with some boobs, I prefer to keep shit real.

-Party Pump