Friday, January 28, 2011

Why Men and Women Can't be Friends

Ok, so this topic came up the other night and it occurred to those involved, that women are oblivious. First let me say that there are cases where men and women can be friends, there are exceptions to all rules. I myself have some very close friends who are women, but lets not let that get in the way of the fact that it is not a regular occurrence. First of all, unless you two have been friends for more than a few years, a guy will not constantly try to hang out with you just because you're fun to hang out with. I mean lets face it, we can have more fun downing a 6 pack of some Sam Adams Seasonal brew and bullshitting with our boys. You girls bring a little something extra to the table however. Can you guess what that is?....You have a V-A-G-I-N-A. And why would you wanna just hang out with a guy anyway, I'm sure you would have much more fun with your girls unless of course you're lookin' for some D. This is just some food for thought for all you ladies out there who might find yourself in situation like this. Just do us all a favor, and the next time you plan on being "just friends" with a guy, let him know ASAP so he can go elsewhere to get some palm and slowneck.

-The Monster of all Things Cookie

24 comments:

  1. I completely disagree with this whole entry. I have plenty of guys that are just friends. In fact one of my best friends is a guy! I met him my first year at MSU last year and we do everything together, and there is never any sexual tension. He even buys me gifts as a token of friendship and expects nothing less from me except companionship. He took me to go see the movie "no strings attached" the other night and even made a funny joke saying " that could be us" and laughed about how absurd of a notion that was! so your wrong not all guys just want to get inside of us some just like our company

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  2. I believe "The Cookie Monster's" point is that women are unaware of what they may be doing. You say "there is never any sexual tension," but how do you know for sure? For all you know, your best guy friend could have been planning to make his move into your pants for four years already, but doesnt have the balls to confront you about it. What makes the situation even more difficult for him could be that day by day he's is slowly falling deeper into the "friend zone" because you think everything is a-okay! As time passes, this could become a more difficult situation for your friend to address. I respect your opinion, but you have to realize that if you dont know what he's thinking, you're being a bit naive with that opinion! Best of luck to you and your "friend" in the future.

    ps. - If you're decent looking, he's thought about fucking you.

    -The Black Mamba

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  3. you don't understand, not all men are as chauvinistic as you and everyone else who contributes to this blog, there's actually men with a shred of decency out there, like my friend. I just wish there were more like him, cause I would totally marry the next one that walked into my life

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  4. your friend must be gay then.

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  5. no you're just ignorant

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  6. if he is buying you gifts and taking you to the movies. He wants or has thought about have a sexual relationship with you

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  7. I think you 2 can split the difference here. If he has thought about it does that really make him less than decent? He may have realized long ago that it will never happen & be perfectly content as friends or could be harboring an unrequited crush or anything in between, or she could be 100% RIGHT. This blog is absurd for so may other reasons anyway. I guess some guys just prefer sausage fests. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  8. no that mans gay or that jenny chick looks like a horse

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  9. From a girls point of view, I am going to have to disagree with you Jenny. As "The Monster of All Things Cookie" states, there are certain exceptions to this rule, however, I do not think your situation is one of them. If this guy is buying you things, it is definitely not as a "token of friendship" guys just don't think that way. Maybe you're not feeling anything more than friendship towards him but he is probably feeling a lot more towards you. Also, the joke he made about "no strings attached" was not a joke. He was trying to gauge your response, hoping that maybe you would agree to it or something more. I am sure your intention is not to lead him on because you do appreciate his friendship, but I'm pretty sure that's whats happening. You then went on to say that your friend is such a great guy and "I would totally marry the next one that walked into my life" but why would you marry the NEXT one when you have this perfect guy right in front of you? Maybe you actually want to be with him but are afraid to ruin the friendship? Just something to think about. Goodluck with everything, & when you realize you two should probably have been dating all along, don't forget to send guytalk4.0 an invitation to the wedding!
    -BGA.

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  10. what's this girls deal?

    (female perspective) I really can't believe you don't think he wanted to get with you..how naïve could you be? Agreeing with BGA on this one..the joke about no strings attached was definitely not a joke..he wouldn't buy you gifts for no reason if he was just interested in being friends. BGA brought up some good points..you might want to think about your feelings toward him, and maybe tell him to stop buying presents because its kind of making him look like an idiot

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  11. I can't marry him or fall in love with him because he's a virgin and has never had a girlfriend before. I don't think I could handle the responsibility of teaching bestfriend how to love. What if I was a bad teacher? What if I turned him into a monster, like my ex-boyfriend who's in jail now. I don't think I could live with my self if I turned him into a sex crazed sociopathic scumbag.

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  12. so he's a virgin, he's never had a girlfriend, he buys you gifts, and he's not gay....and you still think he isn't trying to bang you?

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  13. Hes not attractive tho, and I am. so i think he knows that it will never happen

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  14. heres the most recent photo i can find of him http://img35.imageshack.us/i/jaredthomson.jpg/

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  15. way to throw ur "best friend" under the bus like that and call him ugly. Prove ur so good looking then!

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  16. my dearest jenny on the block..
    obviously you are not that GREAT of a friend to him, if you are accepting presents from him & letting him take you to the movies etc & etc. he is a guy reguardless if he is a virgin or not guys think with their dicks (obv the thought of banging you has crossed his mind) & maybe your standards are TOO high because from what you have said he is great to you but because you dont think hes good looking enough for you, it'll never happen. so rather then being a coward & leading him on you should advise him that it will never go anywhere & to save his money and find a girl whos not as superficial as you. because he will soon run into a girl who likes him for who he is not what his wallet has in it.

    you kno you love me,
    XOXO gossip girl.

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  17. i think i wrote a song about chicks like you JENNY!

    yours truely,
    mr. west himself

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  18. Jenny,
    You have just proven the Cookie Monster right. You are one of those girls who leads on their "friend" when you KNOW he is looking for something more. You have made it blatantly obvious that you will never be with him, yet you continue to let him buy you gifts and take you out on dates. If you were a TRUE friend, you would let him know how you really feel about him. And the fact that you can sit here and tell us that he is the PERFECT guy but you're not with him because he isn't good looking, shows just how shallow you are. I actually feel bad for your friend and hope he finds a girl who deserves his love, because you clearly are not worthy.

    BGA.

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  19. lulz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8KGvySABZY

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  20. Ayo i think all ya'll niggas got trolled, welcome to the internet! jennyxoxo = internet troll

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  21. Yeah I think it's safe to say this jenny chick is full of shit

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  22. No i think it's safe to say that jenny doesnt exist, someone was having fun at all of your expense

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  23. so.... can guys & girls be "just friends"

    -NOTjennyx0x0

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