What the BEARD

Class Act-Brian Wilson-The best closer in baseball sports a beard which from the side looks classy but from the front says i want to RAGE....right now.

Pedophile Beard-Joaquin Phoenix The guy was a great actor until he tried rapping, pulling off one of the worst acting jobs for a shit documentary/movie. This beard not only looks like shit, it probably smells like 4 week old taco bell mixed with cocaine cut with blue cheese.

Stylish - Brad Pitt- This guy does it all, bangs a hot chick, plays huge roles, and beads his caveman beard. 2 other people can pull this beard off, Ricky Williams and the Cheesesteak/French Fry guy at WCSU.

Old School/Bad Ass-ZZ Top is an old school Rock n Roll band with bad ass, angel white beards down to there belly buttons. If you can jam out on the guitar like they do, god bless with those beards.

Awesome- Brett Keisel- Keisel's beard does not get any recognition because he is wearing a football helmet whenever the world can see him. He is an average football player, but the best beard in sports. If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, he should never cut the damn thing.

Its the winter people, grow a beard. See what kind of food, skoal, or animals were stuck in it when its spring

-Fear The Beard