Who Would You Rather?

The esteemed gentleman here at Guy Talk are all about touching upon the hard hitting issues that other blogs are just too tame to discuss. We like to think outside the box and talk about the things most people are thinking about but don't have the testicular fortitude to say. So enough with the foreplay, let's get down to brass tacks. The Golden Girls was a popular sitcom in the late 80's that was probably entertaining, but I wouldn't know. I myself, like the majority of the viewing public, was too busy trying to figure out which one I'd rather sleep with. With such a breathtaking group of old broads it is tough to narrow it down to just one. Not to worry though, that's why I'm here. Now I know you might be saying, but Smoove this is a no-brainer, Blanche is the obvious choice. To which my reply would be not so fast my friend. Yes she was the youngest and probably best looking out of the group, but that alone doesn't get you into these pants. She was breaking hearts and hips all throughout the Florida retirement community. I'd prefer to not take a chance of catching herpes or crabs or typhoid fever or whatever other Oregon Trail diseases she has. Next up would be the sweet and lovable Betty White. Now I'll admit this was a tough decision because I do like a gal that can make me laugh. In the end though, I need someone who is smart enough to hold an intelligent conversation with. After all I'm not just a piece of meat here for your sexual satisfaction. We keep the train moving with the oldest member in the show whose name I come to find out is Sophia after a quick Wikipedia search. It doesnt matter though because she's just too old and that would be gross. That leaves me Bea Arthur to bump uglies with and I could not be happier with this selection. She could really set me straight with her stern, dominatrix-like demeanor. She definitely looks like one of those girls that developed early and had tits by 5th grade and ended up banging the varsity quarterback by the time she was in junior high. She has so many years of experience and wisdom I would just be laying there like the karate kid willing to learn any sexual lesson Mr. Miyagi has to teach me. I would probably exit the whole endeavor as a better man and human being in general. So there you have it, Bea Arthur is the final decision for me. But which Golden Girl would you rather bang? I'm curious to see what our faithful following has to say about the issue. Make sure to place your vote in the poll and sound off in the comments!

Smoove