Thursday, January 27, 2011

Ode to Black Stretchy Pants

Black stretchy pants, oh black stretchy pants,
My, you are so fine,
You can take a mediocre ass,
And turn it to a dime.
Oh you look so nice and tight,
On those legs and ass as well
Whilst thou rest upon that bum so right
I stare at you long and hard as hell
I pray that beneath you
Is the ass that I have in view
But day dreaming is all that I can do
Because I cant see through
Black stretchy pants, oh black stretchy pants,
Thank God for creating you!

-The Cookie Monster

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