Sofia Vergara, hottest woman on television? OH HELL YEAH.

As I sit here on a snowy crappy day, I am watching the first season of Modern Family. First off it is easily the funniest show on television, great cast, great jokes, blah blah blah. But what I’m getting at is that the most important part of any television show, and no man will deny it, is a hot piece of woman to look at. Some of the best shows in the world I just cannot get into if there is not a hottie in it. For example, The Wire...considered one of the best tv shows ever made, but literally not a good looking woman on that cast. How am I suppose to watch something like that?!? Another example is the tv show "Oz". A bunch of men stuck in jail dropping the soap left and right. Yeah, that's exactly what a 22 year old man in the prime of his sex drive wants to watch. I will go on record as saying that no show has a hotter woman in it than Modern Family. The “ass”ets of Sofia Vergara are phenomenal and that thick Spanish accent really puts her over the edge. The way she says “Yay” instead of Jay makes me need a new pair of pants. She is the ultimate tv actress for sex appeal and could be considered the woman of my dreams. Now I sincerely suggest you google her, make her your background on your blackberry, buy a poster of her I don’t care, just understand that she is easily top 5 hottest woman you will ever see. I also recommend checking her out in the movie Four Brothers with Markie Mark Wahlberg and Andre 3 Stacks because, well, that’s just a great movie.

--Big Basic holla at me

Too Much!

Looking out of my window a few minutes ago, I had an epiphany. I suppose you can call it a profound understanding or an enlightened moment. The snow is falling rather hard and it's been snowing on and off quite frequently in this area over the past month. What's the point? The point is that, snow, something I've loved and looked forward to seeing my entire life, is now my worst enemy. I DESPISE the snow at this very moment. Why? I despise the snow for two reasons. One: I just leased a new black car and the salt from the roads makes my beautiful bitch Mila (I nicknamed my car Mila Kunis aka The Black Swan) look like shit! Two: There is just too much snow as of late... I'm tired of it. The main point of this post is that too much of something, no matter how much you once enjoyed it, is BAD. Too much of something can make a person change their opinion on almost anything, and can even adversely affect ones health. For instance, too much food and you get fat; too much heat and you get hot; too much time around your girlfriend or boyfriend and you get tired of them... you get the point. That being said, as with every rule and every near certainty, there is an exception. In this case, the exception is blowjobs.... just cant get enough of those.

-The Black Mamba

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